Michael DeSanto: Archive

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Jan 10th

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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/badatom/max-and... →

And so the funding begins for my first movie. Now the question is, will I meet my $2,000 goal or surpass it?!?!? :)

Jan 10th

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Big plans...

I’m working as fast as possible to finish all my current video projects by the end of this year, because I’m trying to clear my schedule for a REALLY BIG PROJECT for next year. And by really big, I mean “feature-length movie” big. Yeah, that’s right. I’m in the very early stages of planning and figuring out the budget and logistics of shooting “Max...

Nov 28th

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Nov 25th

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I love how YouTube is fighting me over every little penny I earn from my videos. They come up with every excuse in the book to not approve my videos for revenue sharing. I guess I should start keeping documentation when I create my own original music, or post footage from video games I created, or (God forbid) use anything royalty-free… It’s a major hassle and it’s barely worth...

Nov 20th

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Nov 17th

So I was wondering, who was the first person to come up with the idea of a bank, and how did that person get their first customer? “Hey, I’m going to open this thing called a bank, where I hold onto everyone’s money and save it for them. What’s that? No, right now you’re the only one… I have a very trustworthy face!”

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Oct 23rd

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So I had a weird dream last night and as I was half-awake, I quickly typed a message from the dream into my phone. It says, “Seize life by the throat and don’t let go until you get what you want!” It’s like my brain took several motivational quotes and jumbled them together. WTF, subconscious? What does that mean???

Oct 12th

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Oct 7th

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My Top 10 Overlooked Videos!

A few weeks ago, I posted my 150th YouTube video, which should be a cause for celebration. But since I’m a bitter old man, all I could think of were the videos that didn’t get as much attention as I thought they deserved. So here’s my Top Ten List of Videos That Should Have Way More Views on YouTube! Enjoy! 10. Yes, I know I just posted this one a few weeks ago. But come on,...

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Aug 21st

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Watch

dangurewitch: Robert Reich Explains the Credit Downgrade. Written by me & Pat, starring Sam’s dad (and former Secretary of Labor under the Clinton Administration!) Robert Reich. patrickcassels: Coolest cabinet member since the Bartlet administration. samreich: After five years, my dad finally does a CollegeHumor video. I love CollegeHumor and political humor, in that order. This...

Aug 20th

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I want to follow more male fans of Supernatural.

ameliaulation: insanebodito: ameliaulation: reblob this cause I wanna follow yo’ ass. Just to convince myself that not every single fan is a fucking fan girl. Only girls have reblogged this. no me gusta. Happy now?

Aug 17th

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Jul 24th

So we’re going to shoot our “Twilight” parody tomorrow. In preparation, I’ve forced myself to watch trailers and clips from all the “Twilight” films. I don’t know the movies or the books aside from pop culture references, so this was all new to me. I can’t get over how dreadful they are. Usually I prefer to parody something I at least like… To...

Jul 20th

I’m deep in writing mode today. I’ve been going through every half-baked idea written on every scrap of cash register receipt tape and putting everything together into usable form. I have over 30 videos in various stages of completion, writing-wise. Some are outlined, some are full scripts. I’m getting things ready to film right now. So what is there to look forward to? ...

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eastcollins: erickripkes: pig n a poke 3.99 with toast and hashbrowns

Jun 28th

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May 28th

Okay, now it’s been 9 1/2 months since I started working out - that’s longer than a pregnancy! (I must be dedicated…) So what’s new? My waist is now wide enough that I can fit into size 36 jeans with a belt. You have no idea how happy this makes me. 36 is the easiest size to find! I no longer try to get out of doing manual labor because I can actually do it now. The...

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I went to a LensCrafters-type place in the mall, looking for new glasses because I desperately need a new pair. I had to speak with someone about my insurance because it only covers enough for an eye exam or frames but not both. I was explaining my situation to the girl at the desk and eventually decided I would come back when my insurance situation was settled and I had enough money to take care...

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After eight months and two days of working out, here’s another progress report! I feel like I’m keeping up with my friend Tony instead of being a sad reminder of what he’d look like if he never worked out. When I go to the gym, people aren’t looking at me like “what the hell is he doing here?” anymore. In fact, some of the creepy old men are starting to...

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