After eight months and two days of working out, here’s another progress report!
- I feel like I’m keeping up with my friend Tony instead of being a sad reminder of what he’d look like if he never worked out.
- When I go to the gym, people aren’t looking at me like “what the hell is he doing here?” anymore. In fact, some of the creepy old men are starting to check me out. (Wait, that’s not a good thing…)
- Now I look at people, size them up and think, “hey, I could kick that old lady’s ass if I wanted to now”!
- My MP3 player actually has a workout playlist on it. My favorite workout song? The theme from Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! (N*gga stole my bike!)
- If I were in an RPG, my stats would be way up! Health +5, Strength +10, Confidence +2, Charisma +0. (Dang.)
