I’m deep in writing mode today.

I’ve been going through every half-baked idea written on every scrap of cash register receipt tape and putting everything together into usable form. I have over 30 videos in various stages of completion, writing-wise. Some are outlined, some are full scripts. I’m getting things ready to film right now. So what is there to look forward to?

“OSAMBIE!!!” - Zombie Osama bin Laden has risen from his watery grave to terrorize America again.

“Twilight: Bella’s Choice” - By popular demand. I nearly destroyed my brain coming up with Twilight jokes that haven’t been done already.

“Jesus vs. Tony” - Jesus Christ is a high school student, and gets in a schoolyard fight.

“Inflatable Love” - My doomed romance with a blow-up doll.

“Hayworth 2012” - A series of videos where I play a fat, old, white, racist Congressman running for President.

I’m also working on getting a bunch of new “Me & My Evil Twin” videos done, among other things. It’s going to be a very busy summer.